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BEST Porn Ever!
Do you know what your straight porn is missing? It's missing a guy with balls the size of ostrich eggs bouncing on the cooch while he's fucking it. Yes, I said it, that's why this is the best porn ever and if finishes with the girl taking a huge load in her mouth. She's talented, that looks like a whole cup of cum!
07.14.08, Category: Why?
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This ain't the North Pole!
No one tell Mrs. Clause but I think that Santa has a thing for the elves. He not only gives one of them a black eye but I think that he quite enjoys getting his nipple sucked by said hurt elf. Someone should tell that elf that the cookies and milk are only for Santa! The best part of it is... we know for a fact that his belly does jiggle like a bowl of jelly!
07.07.08, Category: Why?
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Mrs Clean
Just what the world has been waiting for, a site full of celebrities photoshopped to look like they're bald. Er...hot. God Alicia Silverstone looks creepy that way. Also, I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't need Photoshop to see Brittany Spears bald, she'll go nuts and shave it off again soon enough. Most perplexing is that photo of Catherine Zeta Jones with long flowing locks on a site dedicated to bald women.
06.09.08, Category: Why?
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Brightest Bulb
Now I'm not the brightest bulb on the place but inserting a lightbulb into your pussy might just be a stupid idea. Where would your mind have to be to insert something into your pussy that could shatter and rip your 'gina apart. Straight people just have plain stupid ideas!
06.02.08, Category: Why?
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Slave Nuns
Through the magic of avatars, bad animation, and people with too much time on their hands, you can now work out all of your repressed Catholic school angst with "Slave Nuns". Through countless images of "nuns extradited to strange rituals" or "bad crucified big-titted avatar ladies" as I like to call them, you can whack the night away, dispelling a little more of your boyhood frustration with every load you squeeze off. Fantastic!
05.19.08, Category: Why?
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Slut fed up
This is a behind the scenes look at straight porn and this slut is one angry whore! She is so mad that no one can aim to hit her in the mouth. Where's your aim buddy? Straight men with no target accuracy! Shame on you stupid!
05.12.08, Category: Why?
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eXtreme Fucking!
I think its safe for me to say you guys know this is stupid porn. Come on...on and ATV while your driving it, you would get a gazillion points off your licence for that. Plus fucking in the air suspended below a cliff is not only dangerous because the roap can snap think of the wind currents. Don't you guys know that you can slam into the sharp jagged rocks below or next to you if you fuck too rough? I guess it is kinda hot to live on the edge or in their case over the edge!
05.05.08, Category: Why?
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Scalpel, pussy, finger, what?
There should be something said about a girl who would like to be fingered in her pussy while someone shoves a scalpel up there. I just want to know where in her mind does she think that's a safe thing to do...she's just stupid no other word can describe her!
04.28.08, Category: Why?
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Tentacle Porn?
I don't know how this is so much porn as it is just some random weird thought of some nerd. Here we have little girls attacked by mutated outlaws? Ok it has been said before but now I really mean it this is some stupid shit!
03.31.08, Category: Why?
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Um...yea
Erupting pussy's and female ejaculation is something that we touched on before. This "eruption" is nothing that we particulary know how to categorize, seeing that its coming out of her ass. We do have theories and one of them is that its actually milk that is coming out of her ass. Someon needs to tell that girl milk comes out of your boobs not your ass, stupid!
03.24.08, Category: Why?
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Close Encounters Of the Third Cock
This is quite possibly the nerdiest porn concept I've ever seen! This is perfect for the straight boy who spends hours a day masturbating to Star Trek reruns. Sexy Barbarella-esque (Boobarella?) girls are invaded and probed by some losers in alien suits. Its hilarious. Mr Sulu, Warp speed!
03.17.08, Category: Why?
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Thar She Blows
Put on your ponchos and grab your umbrellas folks because that pussy's going to blow! Just like "Old Faithful" these geyers erupt on a regular basis. Basically the site features girls who shoot a lot of, well...something out of their ginas. I'm not sure if its water, or if its pee, or perhaps its even its female ejaculation as the site would like for us to believe. Whatever it is, its gross! Caution: Erupting pussy ahead!
03.03.08, Category: Why?
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E.T. Fuck Home
I stared at this for about 15 minutes totally speechless before I could even begin to think about what to say about it. It's a dude fucking E.T., or girl E.T. E.Tina? I mean...where do I even start? At first I was transfixed by the quality of the costume. Someone actually spent a lot of time with latex and makeup to make this happen. Then I stared into space for a while wondering how long that poor woman sat in the makeup chair for. I think this one pretty much speaks for itself. Its as creepy as it is fascinating. If the guy fucking her is named Elliot I'll die.
02.18.08, Category: Why?
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Don't Get Your Panties In a Wad
Mom's going to be seriously pissed off when she finds out you did "dirty things" in her favorite pair of stocking's. After all, they weren't really designed to hold big floppy dongs. If you like twinky boys in floral fishnets then you've come to the right place. Not to nitpick, but I can't help but notice the complete and total absence of actual panties on the site. Not that I noticed. Not that I wear them. Not that I love the feel of smooth silky lady panties against my...Nevermind.
02.11.08, Category: Why?
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Little Red Riding Whore
What a huge cock you have Grandma, the better to fuck you with my dear! Just what we needed, another pleasant childhood memory forever soiled. This site takes an innocent trip to Grandma's house and turns it into a full on gang-bang. This time though the "big bad Wolf" has friends and little red riding hood gets ridden in an entirely different way than when my Mom told the story. Its even all written in rhyme. Classic!
01.28.08, Category: Why?
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Singing Penis
Somebody thought a singing penis was sexy enuf to put the dough behind the expensive CGI equipment to do this budding Pavarotti right. What they never figured is that listeners like their music from the horse's mouth and their staffs of choice to make music in other ways. Thank God the dick ain't tone deaf!
01.19.08, Category: Why?
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Handi-fuckable
We like the handi-capable as much as anyone, but a site specifically catering to people who fetishize the disabled kinda gives us the creeps. You have to respect the internet for its variety though. If Oseogenis Imperfecta gets you hot (and you know it does), I guess this is the place to go!
01.14.08, Category: Why?
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Dildo Monster
It's been said before and it will once again need to be stated: straight people are crazy! Who would think that some monster covered in dildoes is really porn come on.
12.31.07, Category: Why?
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Nitey Night
You see we can understand the fascination with asses but why when they are sleeping? It seems to be the case that his rimming was so boring these girls fell alseep! hey stupid smarten up only gay guys can give a good rim job and they would not waste their skills on those holes!
12.03.07, Category: Why?
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Something Silky
These straight guys these days will come up with any reason to get into a woman's underwear but the pantyhose...that might be a step too far. I can understand the panties but guys in pantyhose getting fucked in the ass by a woman with a strap-on...thats stupid!
11.12.07, Category: Why?
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Grow Up!
It seems that there is a niche market for adults that dress up as babies and get off on it. Does anyone find that disturbing? I can understand dressing up as someone else or even an animal suit, but a baby? That's more than stupid.
11.05.07, Category: Why?
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Less to Love
The question, 'Does size matter?' has been heavily debated since the dawn on man. Well, according to Baby Gangsta it sure does! Just watch this 19yr old midget as he screws half the women in his state. We say, "Rock On, Baby G!" Still with a website called MidgetCum...he just can't escape the annals of Stupid Porn.
10.01.07, Category: Why?
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Say Uncle!
Whoever asked the question, "What's in a name?" had obviously not visited this website! Okay, some of the guys are hot, and we can see how a daddy figure could possibly be a turn on, but with a name like 'Uncle Lust,' this site has to be branded as Stupid Porn!
09.17.07, Category: Why?
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Shiver-Me-Timbers
This site has the best intentions in mind; it just goes a step too far. After all, who doesn?t love a guy in uniform? Cops, firemen, even Burger King cashiers...something about a monk and a pirate, however, just ain?t cutting it.
09.03.07, Category: Why?
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Hip? NO!
We've touched on hypnosis before, but these 'thugs' make it worth another visit. I'm not sure what's better: the creepy, yet shockingly artistic, trailer, or that fact that you are warned Not to Watch It Alone!!
08.13.07, Category: Why?
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Oh, MiBod!!
Just guessing, but we think the phrase 'make love to the music,' was intended for less literal interpretations than this. Besides, we're skeptical of anything that attaches to both your ears and your butt!!
07.23.07, Category: Why?
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Get Along Now Little Doggies
The guy that creates the illustrations on this site is actually really talented...and really, REALLY strange. Peruse through the different weird story boards and you'll see what I mean. There's an entire section devoted to ass sniffing guys dressed as poodles, one all about farts (actually most of them seem to be about rank ass smells in some way), and my favorite, a Tom of Finland Wild West story. The latter seems fairly normal until you get to the part where they string a guy up by his balls and take turns raping him. I have no idea why this exists, and even less of a clue as to why I sorta enjoyed it.
06.25.07, Category: Why?
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Have a Seat
‘Why?’ doesn't begin to cover the myriad of questions this bizarre photo evokes. Toilet seat? White makeup? Half naked chick? Check out the entire collection of utterly weird, ultimately stupid, but definitely not hot, pix on the site.
05.28.07, Category: Why?
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Apparently It's HOMO Simpson!
I've always had a thing for hot skater boys, but something about a bald cartoon whose head looks like the top of a shopping bag, doesn't exactly inspire ankle-grabbing. Call me crazy, but I think Bart and his friend with the mullet should stick to more wholesome activities in Springfield, and leave the fucking to us non-animated homos!
05.07.07, Category: Why?
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Jerk At Work, Fight The Man!
This janitor has been doing his job for a little too long. With the room being too hot to paint in his overalls, the dude strips down to his undies to get the job done. I don't know if he was doing for the thrill or if he was just plain bored, but the guy pulls his dick out and starts jerking off at work. It's a good thing it wasn't caught on tape...oh shit, IT WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE. SUCKS TO BE YOU BUDDY!
04.30.07, Category: Why?
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Something New Under The Sea
Here we have lots of girls getting their brains fucked out underwater by guys in Scuba gear. I especially love the strained, uncomfortable looks in their eyes, trying their best to keep their eyes open in both chlorine and seawater. I guess it really is better down where it's wetter - under the sea!
04.16.07, Category: Why?
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Pass That Dutch Baby
I like pot as much as the next guy, but I typically prefer mine without the vaguely fishy smell that I imagine most of this pot has. I'd rather see that pot plant than the other giant bush that I'm sure is going on down there I'm sure. I guess if you're a straight stoner you'll love this site. Pot and Pussy. That's what straight boys like right?
04.09.07, Category: Why?
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A Very Naughty Habit
The Catholic Church will let just about anyone in these days. Here's a no nunsense look at what's going on behind those convent doors. Sister Mary Fuckmyass is doing her part to bring an err...giving spirit back to the community.
03.19.07, Category: Why?
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Just Plain Fucked Up
The alien from Predator fucks some ass, weird tiger people jerk off and Skeletor has a big blue hard-on. I don't need to say more than that.
03.12.07, Category: Why?
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Maskurbate With Me!
Hot guys put on bad party masks and jerk off. I don't really get the premise of this at all and the fact that I find it kinda hot just makes me want to go cut myself.
03.05.07, Category: Why?
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The Wizard of Odd
If I'd flown in a house from Kansas and landed in this guy's living room I'd probably want to go the hell home too. I will say though, that between the glitter, the Wizard of Oz Clips, and the Nancy Sinatra soundtrack, this is probably the gayest thing I've ever seen.
2.26.07, Category: Why?
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Yaba Daba Doo!
Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and get ready to give a kiss goodbye to the last bit of innocence in you. Birds do it, Bees do it, and apparently even the Jetsons do it! If you ever wanted to watch your favorite classic cartoon characters get it on (you sick bastard) then this site delivers. You can see everything here from Jane and George Jetson having robotic threeways to Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble sharing road head. Yaba daba doo!
2.19.07, Category: Why?
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Twinks From The Hood
They call this site "Twinks from the hood". The only issue I take with that is that hardly any of them seem to actually be twinks, unless twink now means what 35 year old muscle Daddy used to. If you come here looking for twinks you're fucked, but if you're looking for "hot hip-hop G's with iced out pendants" or perhaps some "phat pimps getting' down and dirty" then they've got all those "mofo's" right there for you.
2.12.07, Category: Why?
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Here Cums The Bride
I don't know about you, but nothing gets my cock harder than watching a couple of twinks fucking next to a wedding cake! The copy on this site is hilarious: "You will see everything from shocking wedding orgies to joyful love games of fervent newly weds in luxury hotels." Nothing quite gets the message of wedded bliss across like close up shots of an asshole. Ahhh love. Sometimes these things just write themselves.
1.29.07, Category: Why?
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Dudes to Die for!
I like my men as stiff as the next guy, but a calendar of mortuary workers still strikes me as a little odd. It's not that the guys aren't hot, because they are. It's just that when I jerk off thinking about a hot guy shooting on me, I'm not thinking about embalming fluid. The tagline says "you'll just dig us". Creepy. Still, I'm for some reason compelled to order one of those shirts.
1.15.07, Category: Why?
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Baby New Year?
I understand themed photo shoots, editorial calandars, and the desire to see cute guys naked. Here is that combination with a magazine staff gone awry. Someone must have said: "Shit, New Years Eve is on the way, and we need some photos to put on our website fast." Then someone else must have suggested, "How about having a guy stick a bottle of champagne in his ass?" Then the first guy says, "Thats so played out. How about getting a model to be Baby New Year!" Stop! There is nothing sexy about a cute boy in an oversized diaper drinking juice from a baby's bottle...even with his huge uncut cock popping out. Happy 2007 kids!
1.01.07, Category: Why
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Gay For The Holidays
Ah, Christmas. If you're anything like me, you will probably reach your peak of winter depression today and end up curling up with a nice tall glass of whisky or scotch, masturbating in front of your computer all alone while trying to forget about the family that doesn't love you anymore. So naturally, I thought everybody would enjoy a little bit of campy stupidity to liven up their Christmastime blues this year.Happy Birthday Jeebus!
12.25.06, Category: Why?
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Ass Bandits
The pioneers of this great country faced many hardships along that dusty trail out west. If getting robbed and ass-fucked by a couple of hot guys in chaps was one of those hardships, I don't remember hearing about it in school. Then again, the history teacher always did leave the good stuff out. "Black Mustang" and "Billy the Kid" go around seducing, robbing and butt-fucking poor little twink cowboys (specifically little white twink cowboys, they make a point of saying that again and again). I guess what Mother said was true: "If you're going to get robbed and ass-fucked in the Old West, it may as well be by a couple of muscle guys in chaps." At least that's what MY Mom always said.
12.11.06, Category: Why?
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Free DVDs For The Holidays
I am all for being generous around the holidays, but the guys at DirtyBoyVideo may have gone too far this holiday season. When you sign-up for their discounted membership package, you get three free DVDs. And no, I am not making this one up. They've lowered the price of their three-month membership fee and they're giving away not one, but THREE free DVDs. Are these guys insane or just plain STUPID?!
11.27.06, Category: Why?
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You Know You Love It
Some things never change. The sky will always be blue, rum will never mix with tequilla, and farts will always be funny. And thankfully, YouLoveGayPorn has started posting some of the worst (best) farting videos from around the web. Check out their small but growing collection of fart vids...
11.13.06, Category: Why?
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Pussina, Queen of 2004
Today I must share the outtakes from the same unnamed online gay porn magazine, but this was their 2004 New Year's Celebration Shoot. These photos never saw the light till today. It's beyond clear Why. There is nothing sexy about a man who has shaved his pubes into the classic Pussy formation, prancing in a pink boa. Ughh.
10.10.06, Category: Why?
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Get a PhD, not VD
Naked boy in shower is good. Big hard dick is good. Panhandling is bad. Cardboard signs are funny. Hard dick sticking through a soggy scrap of cardboard while panhandling in the shower - Stupid.
9.18.06, Category: Why?
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Cue The Fake Jizz
As you can probably see from the thumbnail, there are a lot of things that liquid could be on that guy's back, but cum certainly isn't one of them. I've said it once and I'll say it again: Enough with the fake cum shots, folks! I mean, this is porn. Doesn't anybody cum for real anymore?
8.28.06, Category: Why?
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Grandpa, Those Aren't Your Shoes
Oh my god, there is so much to hate about this shoot: the old man, his chubby hands, his flabby nakedness, etc. But the one thing I love is his confused expression while holding the dildo. Looks like my dad the first time I showed him what an iPod was.
8.07.06, Category: Why?
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Not A Fucking Chance...
I'll say it once. You can put them in flannel and a jockstrap. You can stick a beer in their hand. You can place them in a garage surrounded by butch things like lawnmowers and leafblowers. But in the end, a faggot is still a faggot. And let's face it, all the window dressing in the world isn't gonna make this guy look straight. Look at him. He's two seconds away from deep-throating that beer bottle as it is.
7.10.06, Category: Why?
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Hypno Fuck!
I have a hard time understanding why you would need to hypnotise women in porn to get fucked on film. Wouldn't they spread their legs regardless without the trickery? Are we in fact assuming that these girls aren't hookers? This idea might be interesting to pull on Catholic school girls, but why dangle a watch when smacking them in the face with a few Benjamins does the trick?
6.19.06, Category: Why?
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Support Our Troops!
A few nights ago, I (drunkenly) stumbled across a website called Patriot Ass that dubs itself as the "top secret military man site." Ok, fine. But I knew the idea was taken a little too far once I saw the photoshopped "bullet holes" on the sides of the guys' heads. Please, if you want your porn stars to have bullet holes in the sides of their heads, make them real bullet holes. Now that's adult entertainment!
5.15.06, Category: Why?
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Stupid Porn Costumes 101
For those who are not sure what a bad porn costume looks like (are there any goods ones?) this is it. It's impossible to get hard looking at this guy when all you can think about is one of those Monty Python songs playing over and over in your head...
4.03.06, Category: Why?
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How The West Was Really Won
There's just so much to love about this photo shoot. It is the porn world's interpretation of how the American West was won - not with bows and arrows, but with blowjobs. And just when it couldn't get any better (or worse), they even have a canon to complete the picture. Hot.
3.13.06, Category: Why?
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Hold On Now...
I just have one question for whoever produced this photo: Who are you kidding? Do you honestly believe that one single person is going to look at this photo and think that the cum on this guy's face is real? Come on! Fake cum is like the combover of the porn industry: it's not fooling anybody and we're all hysterically embarrassed for you when we see it. So please, please stop thinking that you're fooling anybody. You're not. Especially when it appears to have the consistency of something inbetween curdling yogurt and candlewax. Yuck!
2.27.06, Category: Why?
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Get Your Hands On These...
No, your eyes are not deceiving you - this truck has a nutsack. I'll repeat. This truck has a nutsack. Apparently hanging animal genitalia is now the latest fad for decorating your gas-guzzler since those magnetic "Support Our Troops" ribbons are yesterday's trend. So for those of you wanting to get your hands on a pair of plastic bull balls, look no further. I think it'll really compliment your Jesus bumpersticker!
2.13.06, Category: Why?
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So Much For That Barbie Bitch...
Finally, a website that exposes Barbie's husband Ken for the slut that he is. While Ken's out there pretending to be Barbie's oh-so-perfect husband, behind-the-scenes he's taking it in the ass from G.I. Joe and the entire platoon! What a skank, especially for a guy with no genitalia.
11.07.05, Category: Why?
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Freaks Of Porn
This website truly epitomes the use of poor taste in costumes. Now you can watch your favorite Halloween characters like Frankenstein getting a blowjob or the masked killer from Scream getting a dildo plowed up his ass. But my own personal favorite is the girl getting her cherry popped by the zombie. Happy Halloween!
10.31.05, Category: Why?
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Gay Like Girl
I'm not usually one to make fun of tranny sex (ok, maybe I am). But this site takes something as beautiful and sacred as tranny sex and creates a mini freakshow. Young boys strap on their high-heel stilettos, fluff their feather boas, and primp their five dollar wigs--all while taking it up the ass!
10.25.05, Category: Why?
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Clown Porn
Ok, clowns have about as much business being in porn as porn stars do being in a circus, yet here the two are put together in all its glorious stupidity. However, to blather on about how ridiculous this is would be redundant, so just go check it out for yourself. You'll be sorry that you did.
10.10.05, Category: Why?
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Super Twink
If there were ever to be a kingdom of Stupid Porn, then this guy would be the queen of the land. Meet Super Twink, gay superhero dedicated to "helping guys get off around the globe" while constantly battling his arch-enemies, The Flash Fucker and The Rimmer...I'm not making this up folks. I think it's safe to say that this pathetic, poorly realized, green-spandex-and-pink-cape-wearing, drag-show reject loser with a shitty makeup job truly takes the cake. It simply doesn't get any stupider than this.
9.26.05, Category: Why?
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The Condom Test
Now here's a science project that you probably haven't seen before. Some people with nothing else better to do set out to answer the question "How many condoms can you put on a dildo?" Check out their website to see their results, but don't try this at home kids.
9.21.05, Category: Why?
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Asian Cowboy
Whether it's oil and water, cats and dogs, or J.Lo and Ben, some things in life just don't go well together. In this case, it's Asians and cowboys. It doesn't take more than a passing glance to see that this eyesore just isn't kosher and no amount of chaps and leather boots are ever going to make this work.
9.13.05, Category: Why?
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Look Closely
Some cocks are just too good to be true, and this cock is no exception. This freakishly-realistic guy is actually a sex doll with an equally realistic penis, but the only thing freakier than looking into the eyes of one of these dolls is the price of $6499...and no, that's not a misprint. Seeing a group of these dolls together can't help but bring to mind some I, Robot scenario - thousands upon thousands of these sex dolls roaming the earth and destroying mankind. My advice, kids? Do the world a favor and stick with the $39.99 Betty's Pleasure Chest special.
9.08.05, Category: Why?
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I'm A Lumberjack And I'm Okay...
This is yet another example of porn going a little too far in costume department. The lumberjack thing in itself has the potential for hotness, but the furskin hat takes the whole thing one step too far over the border into Stupidville.
8.01.05, Category: Why?
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Funneling Fun
Porn--especially when it's gay--often uses an eclectic variety of props in the shoots, but this has got to be the first time I have ever seen someone use a funnel. It may not be hot, but he at least deserves an 'A' for originality...and a big fat 'S' for STUPID.
7.18.05, Category: Why?
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Hello Operator
I've never seen anyone so happy to be on hold before! Most people who wait endless hours on hold usually doodle, watch TV, talk to their kids, or find some other meaningless way to pass the time, but not this guy. Nope, he figures any other way to pass the time that does not involve pulling on your man-meat is just a waste of time. PS, look carefully and you'll see Ralph, our beloved perverted dog, sitting awkwardly in the background watching the whole thing.
7.12.05, Category: Why?
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Sex Doll Shame
There are a lot of lonely people in this world. There are also a lot of really pathetically desperate people in this world as well. Put the two together and you have just discovered why companies that make sex dolls stay in business. These plastic inflatable companions help service the needs of men who are unable to find a shred of dignity left in themselves, let alone a real person to have sex with. And if that doesn't kill whatever faith you have left in this world, Dollfuck: The Movie just might.
5.19.05, Category: Why?
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Gay Diapers
I have to give whoever made this site credit. They made a valiant attempt to make guys wearing diapers sexy...and have failed horribly. Perhaps the creative genius that thought this one up will try something more worth while in the future--like guys jerking off into bedpans.
5.12.05, Category: Why?
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Snow Penis
What happens when you mix a couple of guys, alcohol, and snow together? You get a snow penis! These wondrous creations can be found all over frathouse lawns throughout the country during the winter months. Now, I've seen many of snow penises in my day, but this one wins hands down. The attention to detail is exquisite. Notice the pubic hair made from dirt and rocks and the icicle hanging from the head. Genius.
4.26.05, Category: Why?
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Ass To Mouth
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to place foreign objects in your mouth, especially ones that are meant to be inserted into your ass? Ok, so your mom probably didn't give you a crash course in anal sex toys, but that's no excuse to go around gnawing on them like a chew-toy.
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Become A Sex Craftman!
Too embarrassed (or too cheap) to buy sex toys? This site shows you how, step-by-step, to build them yourself. They teach you how to make a fuck-melon. An Exerpt:
"A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!"
3.04.05, Category: Why
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Back that Ass Up!
I've got to be a little careful with this one, as a friend from a corporate office job lent these to me. Understand that some office parties with open bars that take place in the actual office are a bad idea...because the office is open to your guests. The guests drink heavily. Then the guests decide to abuse the office, like the copy machine. What did my friend the Office Manager find the morning after besides a ton of empty plastic cups and the smell of beer? These 50 Butt Prints! Whats grosser? The debris left on the copier glass. Not all asses are pretty. He says it took a lot of Windex before anyone used this machine again.
1.31.05, Category: Why
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Isn't That From a Dentist's Office
There is a lot wrong with this porn shoot. I discovered 20 pics on BoyOfTheWeek.com First of all, it looks like the model, named Freddy was subjected to bad Elton John records (Sad songs they say...), then forced to get naked on the cold floor. Secondly, what the fuck is up with the painting he's trying to get hard to? I think its from a dentist's office circa 1978. Why was that chosen as the backdrop for a jack-off scene.
1.06.05, Category: Why
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