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Grandpa...cum on me?
Grandpa no! Get out of my orgy! I'm not really sure where to begin with this. Basically 5 or 6 frat boys get together and take turns fucking Father Time. Peel back the wrinkles, find the hole and you're good to go I guess. Gross.
01.21.08, Category: Fugly
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Nasty Fat Old Slut
The title really says it all about this tiny website. Either this was a very mean attempt of getting back at someone's mother, or this woman is really into being called names...some are, and we don't judge! But either way, calling a website Nasty Fat Old Slut in an attempt to sell porn, that's just plain stupid!
10.15.07, Category: Fugly
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Hair it is!
Not since Nicole Ritchie has a skinny blond had us more concerned! We're all about the twinks, but give them a carrot stick and diet coke first. At the very least give Rapunzel back the weave, girlfriend!
07.30.07, Category: Fugly
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Who's Your Mommy?
Not sure if a cat's got our tongue, or if it's a 'Dom Tranny,' but this website leaves us speechless....and frankly a tad horrified. The only thing I want from these ladies is to be Ordered not to watch!
07.16.07, Category: Fugly
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Meet Granny Robinson
Demi and Ashton...clearly hot. These grannies and twinks...definitely not. This page is so creepy it literally gives us the chills. Scarily enough, some of the boys are kinda hot...which makes us think, if Granny's got a chance....
06.11.07, Category: Fugly
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Creepy Little Man
I'd sooner chew off my own foot than put my dick anywhere near Baby McLadybrows here. Ugh. And what the hell is up with the rainbow umbrella and the school lunch thing going on here?
04.02.07, Category: Fugly
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Porn Hygiene 101
Here's a basic hygiene tip next time you show up for a porn shoot: Before going to the trouble of getting naked and tied up, please make sure there are no nasty deoderant chunks in your arm pits. Your pornographer (and your viewers) will thank you. That is all.
12.04.06, Category: Fugly
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Twinks For Cash
I'm sure most of you porn-surfers out there have stumbled upon the website Twinks For Cash before. This website plays off the idea of young guys having sex on camera for cash (which is such an original idea in porn). What you don't always realize is what kind of freak shows these kids must have sex with on camera. Hence, this guy. Whatever they paid the twink, it wasn't nearly enough to cover the therapy of having your dick sucked by this trainwreck.
9.11.06, Category: Fugly
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Must Be One Of The Seven Wonders
There are some questions in life that will never be answered: What is the meaning of life? What happens when we die? How in the hell was this guy allowed to be photographed naked? I guess we'll never know...
7.24.06, Category: Fugly
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Ok, I'm Loving The Hair...
I just have one question: What fucknut decided to let this troll in front of camera? If you ever wondered what it would look like to take a Pam-Anderson-like wig and stick it on top of a soggy rotting pumpkin fucking an Asian dude, wonder no more. Painful.
7.03.06, Category: Fugly
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Cock-Sucking Vampire From Hell
No one ever said being the editor of Stupid Porn would be easy, and this photo proves it. In my search for the next fugly guy to post here, I found a guy so horribly repulsive that I almost considered not posting it because it was too fugly. But you, my filthy readers, demand nothing less than the very worst that internet porn has to offer and it is my job to give it to you. I'm so sorry you had to see this, but as I said, I had no choice.
6.12.06, Category: Fugly
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Where's Me Lucky Charms?
Ok, his body isn't that horrible, but the flamingly long red curly hair and leprechaun-like facial features make him one trainwreck of a porn model. This is one guy in serious need of an Extreme Makeover.
5.08.06, Category: Fugly
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Strike A Pose
As if this guy isn't scary enough with his weird tattoo and the stare of serial child molester, it's even worse when he looks like he's posing for a classical sculpture class.
4.10.06, Category: Fugly
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Milos
Yikes, this guy looks like John Corbett's fat bastard cousin. Totally fugly, but the trucker hat is a nice touch.
2.06.06, Category: Fugly
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Eddie
Some people just give me the creeps sometimes, and this guy is one of them. Maybe it's the clothes, maybe it's the face (ok, it's definitely the face), or maybe it has something to do with the odd scar across his stomach. Either way, there's something not right about this man.
1.23.06, Category: Fugly
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Ben
Perhaps if this guy had more hair, he could at least be a bear, but no...he's useless, completely useless.
1.09.06, Category: Fugly
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Merry Christmas!
It just wouldn't be Christmas without taking the time to point out what a perv Santa really is. This jolly old man has had us worried enough as it is over the years with his semi-pedophiliac adoration of children and his sadomasochistic treatment of elves, now you can view an entire photo gallery on the sick sexual practices of this lonely old bastard. Happy Holidays!
12.19.05, Category: Fugly
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Monsters of Cock
This guy's face must be one of the scariest faces I've come across in porn in quite awhile. But his dick is so large that he's not even considered a man anymore - he's a MONSTER! Not exactly much of a stretch for this Golem-wanna-be. But the real prize with this website isn't his enormous cock, it's the reaction shots of the girls as they're getting fucked by this freak.
10.18.05, Category: Fugly
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Hobo Sex
For those of you who have ever passed by a hobo on the street and tried to picture what them having sex would look like, well picture no more. For just $29.95 a month, you can watch them fuck their brains out and help the homeless at the same time! Yes, it is disturbing. It's tasteless. It is just plain wrong, but I know you're gonna check it out anyway. Sick bastards.
10.03.05, Category:Fugly
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Steven
Its like that guy from Megadeth, but worse.
3.28.05, Category:Fugly
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Carlos
Not a fan of the face - or the fuck face. Find this guy a shirt, then show him the door!
2.15.05, Category:Fugly
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Phil
2.04.05, Category:Fugly
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Urkel
1.11.05, Category:Fugly
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Larry
1.07.05, Category:Fugly
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Buster
1.04.05, Category:Fugly
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Thumbs Up!
12.29.04, Category:Fugly
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