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Not that end!
Someone needs to tell this girl that you don't just shove a turnip up your ass and it'll nourish you. You cut it up and put it in soup...but I guess that's why she's pushing it out her ass, it's going up the wrong end!
07.21.08, Category: Food Fight
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I love You Cheetos
This is a video of a guy dry humping a giant cheeto, that is made of Cheetos while "I love you Cheetos" is repeated over and over again, set to soft jazz music...which goes on for 8:46. HOT.
06.23.08, Category: Food Fight
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Squash your ass!
All I can say after seeing that video is wow. Can someone really enjoy shoving vegetables up their ass? Not only vegetables either fruits, two oranges to be precise. There's only one thing I have to say to him: buddy you are putting that in the wrong end, stupid!
04.14.08, Category: Food Fight
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Cream Of the Cock
Have problems with the taste of cum? Find it a little too salty for you? It’s a simple problem to solve. Just spray a ton of canned whipped cream all over your face just before he shoots. I mean, who doesn't keep one of those right next to the bed? Apparently this girl does. It seems fairly pointless to me, since she keeps her mouth closed tight for the facial, and doesn't get any cum in her mouth anyway. As for the "bitch ass dude" punching out the videographer, there's no way in hell that wasn't staged.
03.10.08, Category: Food Fight
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Don't Eat the Chocolate!
Warning to chocolate lovers everywhere: AVOID THIS SITE!! It's no secret that Eating the tantalizing child of the coco bean can be a powerful aphrodisiac, but these people got a little confused. Chocolate enemas and fisting sessions mixed with cums shots is not only a turn off, its just plain messy. If I were working for Hersey, I’d sue!!
10.29.07, Category: Food Fight
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Got Milk?
Yeah, we got it...we just don't want it! Pregnancy porn in general is just plain wrong, but with a name like Lactalia this bitch is taking it one step too far. Our advice? Stop pushing your 'product' and start worrying about pushing other things out!
10.22.07, Category: Food Fight
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Eat Me!
Chocolate, strawberries, even the occasional carrot stick can be hot in the sack. This site, however, just confuses us. Titled 'foodporn.com,' it boasts categories like 'hardcore' and 'amateur,' yet we defy you to find anything hot about these images...besides the entrees!!
09.24.07, Category: Food Fight
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Banana Cream Pie
This brings a whole new meaning to the term "cream pie" (which for those of you who don't know is a fairly disgusting term used mainly by the straighties to describe cumming in various orifices). I like pie as much as the next guy, and I like getting fucked. As a rule though, I prefer to keep my Banana Cream pies separate from my sex life. Also, I prefer to take them orally. The health department will be all over this one.
07.02.07, Category: Food Fight
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30 Minutes or Less
Last time I checked, '30 minutes or less wasn't something to write home about...that's not stopping these guys! Then again sticking your dick through a circle of hot cheese isn't the brightest idea either. Perhaps these guys should stop comparing their appendages to cold cuts and realize they are just plain cheesy.
05.14.07, Category: Food Fight
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Devil Pumpkin Fucker
It just wouldn't be Halloween without cheap plastic costumes, candy that rots your teeth, and a guy dressed as a devil fucking a pumpkin. Happy Halloween!
10.30.06, Category: Food Fight
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Somebody Clue Me In
I have no idea what this kid is doing here. He's eating some kind of creamy dessert while playing with these green balls on strings and sticking them in his ass. Pointless. Stupid. Priceless.
10.02.06, Category: Food Fight
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Somebody Call A Doctor
So many questions ran through my mind upon first seeing this photo: What is that on his chest? Is that blood? Is he okay? Should I call an ambulance? As it turns out, the mystery liquid on his chest is only chocolate. Dammit!
7.31.06, Category: Food Fight
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Special Delivery
We love the old porn cliche of the pizza delivery guy. We especially love it when the pizza boy looks like a white trash greasy car salesman and the two guys he is about to fuck are dressed like really ugly chicks. This shoot has New Jersey written all over it.
5.30.06, Category: Food Fight
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I Can't Imagine The After Taste
Apparently the Department of Public Health failed to inform this innocent young man that if you are going to stick food in your ass, please refrain from eating it afterwards. I really worry about this next generation sometimes.
3.20.06, Category: Food Fight
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Just in time for Thanksgiving, here is a ridiculous photo set of a guy named Peter jerking off on top of an overly elaborate dinner set for Thanksgiving, complete with a turkey. Watch and enjoy as Peter defaces a revered American holiday tradition!
11.21.05, Category: Food Fight
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Mind Your Manners
Wow, I don't know where this bitch learned her table manners, but I find it really awkward - not to mention bad form - to be stuffing your face right in the middle of a guy cumming on you. Hun, do ya think you could manage to put down the pastry for TWO SECONDS while he shoots it in your face? I'm mean - FUCK - how fat is our country getting when we can't even stop eating during sex?
8.29.05, Category: Food Fight
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I'll Just Have A Soda...
I know, I know. You're probably asking yourself "What the hell is THAT?" Well once again, someone with a little too much time on their hands has created yet another obscenely perverted sex toy, this time out of a bucket of popcorn. However, I also realize that there are many more of you out there with not much else to do (after all, why the hell else would you be reading this?), so why not check the website out and make one for yourself...loser.
8.15.05, Category: Food Fight
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Cum-Covered Goodness
Ok, not to worry...these creatively-crafted cookies are not actually covered in cum, but the idea of making cookies look like cum-covered faces is a damn good one. Check out their website to get the recipe and see what you DIDN'T learn in home ec. class. They also have some great gingerbread cookies too that you don't want to miss!
8.08.05, Category: Food Fight
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Deep Fried Cock
How expensive is lube...and isn't a bottle of hand lotion good enough for all of us anyway? Desperation to get-off breeds some odd photos. Here we have a guy with a bottle of Vegitable Oil in his hand, slathering it on his cock. Now its time to slap that dog on the grill, or drop it in the deep fryer. Poor choice of masturbation aid my friend.
3.21.05, Category:Food Fight
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It's My Party And I'll...
Stick my hard penis into the cake? Yes, that is what young hunk Jim has decided to do at his birthday party. I've heard a rumor that this is the same set that those very famous TV waif twins posed upon for their birthday shoot for a magazine last year. It appears our photographer and Jim managed to use the same set for some porn action after the celebrities went home. Tasty!
3.02.05, Category:Food Fight
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Pass on the Mayo
It appears this tattooed twink should be eating some of the Mayo rather than slathering it on his cock. Put some meat on those bones kid - what a waste!
The premise of this misguided porno, which is available as a set of photos found on DickMagazine, as well as video clips found on DirtyBoyVideo.com AND the 'star performance' of a DVD titled DollFuck the Movie (2004) is Joey Danger lubes up with the mayo, then proceeds to fuck a blow-up sex doll, using fruits and vegitables from the open refrigerator to jam into the free orifices. Yikes!
1.21.05, Category:Food Fight
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Mr.Juice
Not only is this guy ugly chunky and have a bad tattoo, but he also looks like he's going to die while fucking a melon. Seriously pained expressions, and one hell of a fuck face. That poor melon. I've seen the entire video of this shoot on DirtyBoyVideo.com, and before he enjoys the melon, he tries forcing about half the fresh produce drawer into his ass...and let's not forget that banana!
1.04.05, Category:Food Fight
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