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Jurassic Cock
Everyone has seen Jurassic Park and i'm sure that they took note of the "DO NOT FEED ANIMALS" sign but apparently they can feed you. In fact this bitch gets fed some raptor cock and looks like she is enjoying it. If you are one of those that get turned on by Jurassic cock then this is for you!
6.30.08, Category: Animals
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Beauty and the Beastiality
Things were rough back in ancient times. Food was scarce, plagues were rampant, and apparently there was a seriously shortage of decent tail. This is evident in this ancient sculpture in which a couple of dudes are tag-teaming a horse. Maybe the other people around weren't especially attractive or maybe they just thought that particular horse was really hot. I don't know, but I'm with that woman in the background there. I'm covering my eyes.
2.25.08, Category: Animals
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Happy New Year Barney!
Undoubtably, two horny lesbians holed up alone in a motel room has become so humdrum, no one is likely to crease the knees of their suit, poking an eye through the keyhole. Enter Barney, the megazilla of menage a trois's, accompanied by a heavy metal soundtrack!
1.11.08, Category: Animals
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Merry Christmas Fido!
Chew toys are definately and appropriate gift for fido, your small but energetic dog. A sex doll, however, is not an appropriate toy and should not be given to him. Since when do dogs need sex dolls what's next their own brand of lubricant?
12.17.07, Category: Animals
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I'm Crushed
I can understand the heels and the bra but i'm not so sure about the shrimp thats under that heel. I know people get off on a whole host of things but I think PETA is going to have to intervene. Its great to get off but not at the expense of a helpless animal!
11.19.07, Category: Animals
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Dog Gets His Bone
This dog will go after any bone he can find! However his appetite for all things meaty is just one of the hilarious bloopers that comprise this video montage of the wackiest, grossest, and stupidest porn we have seen in a while!
05.21.07, Category: Animals
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Reminds Me Of My College Years
I pride myself on having had some pretty intense sex, but not once have I ever fucked until I puked! The animal kingdom upstages me again! These two dogs are just going about their business, doing what dogs do until one gets sick and...well that other thing dogs do, usually on the carpet. Nature truly is a beautiful thing sometimes.
1.22.07, Category: Animals
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Cock-o-dile Dungarees
I've seen photos of this Williamsburg hipster in his cowboy getup around the net recently. See a sample of photos here. Then I realized a friend of mine was the photographer of this bizarre setup. He had no explanation for why he placed this gator on the set, but he can't take credit for the way the model decides to taunt his dick at it. It is a stuffed Crocodile..or is it an Alligator?
8.14.06, Category: Animals
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That's Not Natural...
Yep, it's more fucked up animated animal porn. Some guy took the phrase "hung like a horse" and ran with it...off a cliff. What you are looking at are the remains from that fall.
5.01.06, Category: Animals
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Butthole Bear
I can't think of a better way to start out the new year than with a Butthole Bear. This seemingly innocent stuffed animal seems perfectly child-friendly, but this bear has something no other stuffed animal has: a fingerable asshole! Even better, the bear plays over 50 different sounds when you finger it and for those of you who might need instructions on how to properly finger the bear, you need not worry - the website features an Interactive Ass Simulator for a full fingering demonstration!
1.02.06, Category: Animals
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Reindeer Sex
Once again, someone with too much time on their hands has created yet another fetish website, this one called "The Inflatable Animal Fetish Page". I'm not sure, but I think there are some guys out there who might be into this sort of thing.
12.12.05, Category: Animals
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Bunny Sex
One girl, one stuffed bunny, one horribly stupid porn scene. So why have sex with a stuffed animal in the first place? The site claims surfers can pretend to "substitute the bunny for yourself." Amazing.
11.28.05, Category: Animals
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Boner Bunny
Aparently, the Easter bunny is at it again. In a previous update, we showed him running through the woods with a strap-on dildo, but thankfully he has now taken on a new hobby: fucking teenage girls! Who knows what this bunny will do next...
8.22.05, Category: Animals
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Gerbilling Fun
Damn, who would've guessed that gerbilling could be turned into a game? Anyone who has ever been to a Chuck E. Cheese's as a kid is already aware of the premise of this game. But in this version, you have to hit as many gerbils as possible in 30 seconds as they randomly pop in and out of the twink's ass. So go ahead, WHACK A GERBIL!
7.26.05, Category: Animals
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Gay Penguins
There are a lot sites out there with sex advice, kama sutra how-to's, etc., but this has to be the first one I have seen to use animated penguins having gay sex. Apparently these drawings are a rip-off from the penguin mascot used by Linux, a computer operating system company. What I really love about these drawings is how happy the penguins are while they're fucking. Priceless!
5.24.05, Category: Animals
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Words Of Wisdom
Ok, this isn't exactly porn per se, but it's definitely stupid, not to mention funny. Leave it to an ape to dish out sex advice:
Dr. Zaius: ...you would be foolish to have sex with this female anymore. She is obivously promiscuous, and probably diseased. There are plenty more females. If you must fornicate at all, find a clean female to do it with.
5.10.05, Category: Animals
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Animated Animal Porn
Wow, the guy who drew these must have had some major Freudian issues as a child. They look like something out of a children's cartoon show minus the fact that they're all fucking each other or masturbating. Be forewarned, you may never look at a zoo the same way again.
4.28.05, Category: Animals
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One Dirty Bunny
Wow, who would've guessed the Easter Bunny would be such a perv? In a way, it makes sense though. If you are only employed one day out of the year, you are bound to have plenty of free time. So what else is there to do but prance around the forest taunting strangers with a strap-on dildo?
4.19.05, Category: Animals
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Cartoon Punks Want You!
This fun music video made the interenet rounds a few years back, but i thought I'd bring it back again because its so stupid - its funny. The song in itself is great, but the animated punk animals performing are even better. Perhaps the best song about a gay bar of all time. A creation of the fun website rathergood.com.
3.08.05, Category:Animals
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Dog On the Casting Couch
Let's start by saying I think this guy is really hot. But this is a pretty classic game he's playing, same as the dudes at the dog run. Check out how much cuter I am with my dog!. My problem is that he lets the dog stay on the couch while he strips, and then eventually comes. Get the dog off the set! This is suppose to be porn. You can see more of this boy without the dog, but with flowers.
2.07.05, Category: Animals
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Not Quite the BeastMaster
Here is a pretty cute young guy, hanging in his dorm room. He seems to be into punk rock (see Misfits poster), tattoos, piercings...and his pet snake. Check the photos of 'Mike', holding his snake, and his snake. I think 99.9999% of guys would have a fairly hard time even hanging out on a bed with a snake...let alone manage to keep a hard-on.
1.31.05, Category: Animals
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Plushie Schwartz Does Fire Island
I'm not quite sure what the deal is with "Plushies" or "Furries"...but I don't think this is what they're actually doing.
This romantic comedy follows Plushie Schwartz, the sexy gay bear from NYC on his weekend jaunt to Fire Island. His sexual adventures create some tension among his housemates, who take no pity when Plushie over does it at T-Dance. They leave him to stumble through a K-Hole alone. Will he find acceptance? Love? Or just drug induced substitutes?
You have to watch the video to find out.
1.13.05, Category: Animals
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If Dogs Wore Soft Hats
More photo out-takes...do balls keep your head warm? Found on a site with collections of amateur guys posing.
1.06.05, Category: Animals
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If Dogs Wore Hard Hats
12.30.04, Category: Animals
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